Still growing "The GUM"

Welcome back for another nail biting, hair raising, move that fat-ass please, episode of "FArtman-........will he or will he not...." was the question.
The last time we left Fartiee was with the Bubble gum, now that you have figured out the cause for Fartiees super powers, my precious time will not be wated in explaining that anymore.
Instead lets go to the town-hall in clappana were mayor-- knaan "mayir" is ready to disclose this years "annual budget".
This budget will decide everything.. everything, world-security, oil prices, weather, breast-size, everything.... (don't give me that look, that is how it is..everything is decided by the budget.There are times when you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn't work'.)

Suddenly a mysterious YELLOW light from the horizon, a light so bright it could blind even the blind (anoop ...get a grip) ok how about this, a light so bright your eyes will twinkle for the rest of your lives(alright that’s it, Anoop you are fired).
Get the new guy in (nono wait not the advertisement guy noooo... wait ....)

tadaaaaaaa

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If you still wondering what that mysterious YELLOW light from the horizon was, Well I ate too much yesterday...frrrt excuse me ... frrrrrrrrt

All right enough for today. With more commercials and thrilling episodes, FArtman will be back.
Take care and like they say
"WE ARE COVERED BY A PROTECTIVE GASEOUS LAYER...."So Fart on people, save the world.