Tuesday, May 10, 2005

"Turn off TV, turn on a women instead"; WHAT RUBBISH I SAY

Long long ago in the land of naked women and hot prostitutes there lived a young boy who stuck to his celibacy only because he didn’t watch discovery channel or Surya-TV Saturday nites.
His sister stayed dark cos she missed the "fair and lovely add".
His mom could never figure out when and where to cry cos she never saw any soaps.
His dad died thinking Sachin Tendulkar was his famous next door neighbour; who drove TVS victor.

Who to blame, me? you? or them? They create an electronic marvel like TV and then form a faction [turnoff network] to actually turn it off!! or invent a device [TV-b-gone turns off any TV in a range of 20-50 Ft] to deprive humans of their few worldly pleasures! These traitors should be made to sit butt naked in a upturned broken coke bottle till it’s full of blood
[Ahem excuse my sadistic approach; I get very emotional when it comes to my stuff close to my heart]

My friend Vinayak opened my eyes to the atrocities happening in this world, thank you buddy.

37 comments:

Aslan said...

I totally disagree. Mitch Altman is my HERO!!! We need people like him in this world.. 'cuz TV SUCKS!! IMAO, the only channels that should be broadcast are STAR Sports, STAR Movies, HBO and SS Music..

silverine said...

Will this work? I mean, imagine millions of Indians having nothing to do after 7 pm ? We will have badminton courts overflowing, tennis courts jammed and people jogging, reading and resorting to other unhealthy practises like chess, talking to family members etc. Definitely not recommended.

chupru said...

Kuts, you have contradicted a lil ;-) aren't those channels too, which come on TV. You could sulk in front of the TV with just those few channels. [hey and those are the channels I rest my ass on]
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Silverine...totaly, completely, flat out, I agree with you. What if every body grows healthy and the hospitals close; and where do we men lean to to satisfy our bigoted guy needs-yes Ftv, AXN hot n wild, Mid nite masala, and if these weren't there..? increase in prostitution, increase in female abuse, unsafe roads... OH.. MY.. GOAD... no no .. it is the TV, our saviour absolutely the TV ;-)

silverine said...

Agree! Turning off TV will be bad for the health of hospitals, gyms, doctors etc. So... it is the TV which keeps us female folks safe yeah? And to think Psycologists and Social Scientists were desperately searching for drugs to cure men who rape and molest! The answer was right in front of them...TV!
I hereby nominate Anoop Mohan Kumar for the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

VINAYAK BHAGWAT said...

In India we dont need TV-B-Gone..
bcz our fool proof electricity departments take care of every thing!! and to the some extent i think TV is helping us in population control !!!

Gnaeus! said...

I cannot but agree with Vinayak on this matter. The sooner the idiot box is blasted out of existance and of the face of this damned earth will the damned populace put its damned brains at some other damned work which however damned may be, i am sure will not be that damned as to damn the all sacred time before that damned box suspending all intelligent thought.

And hey Silverine! can't ye think of any other work after 7 p.m.???? are you sure? I mean... are you married?

silverine said...

@ Srinivas: Why? You a marriage broker????

Gnaeus! said...
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Gnaeus! said...

Ooops! feeling great really, looking at the comment from Silverine...
Hey Silver, Iam perhaps something not far from what you conjecture me to be...as i am indeed on the look out for girls. But definitely not for others... ALL FOR MYSELF, AND EVERYONE FOR MYSELF! The bad habit of leaving beauties for others that I find execrable to say the least.
Now I presume I answered your query and hoping you to reciprocate...i.e. ARE YOU MARRIED??? ;-))

silverine said...

No! ( and not looking out either)

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ahem,
People......people...people...

Post your sack of S#*t; also valuable comments on my drivels.
Lets not get this post area into a dating neighborhood.

there is
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so please..... you know!!!!
avoid other frantic notes.

PS:(once in a while you can treat me like GOD.. oh oh... or just call me the "FUEHRER":-)
), won't that be just fine

Thank you very much.

chupru said...

.....and srinivas nice try ;)

Aslan said...

ok i think i shud be more specific. ppl shudn't watch TV for more five hrs a week. it shudn't be switched on but for that F1 race, or that unmissable movie, or that lovely song from zeher. of course, its an indispensable thing, but its being grossly overused, which is why we need a TV-B-GONE ;)

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