"DISCOVERY"start early....very early.

It is very difficult for me to understand why we have segregation between "Discovey channel" and "F-tv".
The other day I got to know

1)new positions in love making.
2)how to arouse your partner, even during a cardiac arrest.
3)how to rub your "person" for maximum pleasure.
4)......where and when to do, all the above mentioned....... next episode.

All this from the very own "Discovery" channel.Through out the program I had a hard-on, (which was put to good use, latter on.... HOW?? ....ya like you don't know).The point is what about the KISS....chaeeei......K.I.D.S????

Superlatives like "exploring", "learning","discovering" do a good beguilers job for these channels.Boy it wont be far when your 3 year old comes to you running " dad do u have a rubber on you, its an emergency, Sarala is waiting"......
Oops son.You know, me and mom have been work late these days, so its been ages...hmmm."

I'm no vis-a-vis to comment on how to handle Kids.But when u hear (at 11 in the nite) from your 1st standard cousin ..."chetta flick to channel 69 National geographic, they show naked ladies dancing now"......a thought sure goes through your vitiated mind, "boy when did i see a naked lady FIRST !!!!.." lucky basrads, kids these days....

and so the conversation continues:
chettan: monae ....what else do they show at this hour?
cousin:shift to Zee MGM after 1 hour and u'll see "guy kissing semi nude girl movie"....No..... thats on monday, today is friday.Stick to National geographic for now, at 12 shift to "SURYA" and you can see soft porn,today they show "Shakeela"......
chettan:What, you know who 'Shaak" is???
cousin:I have pics of hers, even you haven't seen!
chettan:show it to me latter ok.You never got caught?
cousin:why do u think i have a 14inch in my room!..privacy u seee.....
(and you thought they were watching TOM chase JERRY..true, only that TOM is a 12inch "pianist" and JERRY has two 36inc "moulds" fixed to her rib cage.)
chettan: monae....i think you should get some rest before your sports day tomorrow.why don't you go and sleep now.It's 12 already you see....
cousin:it's ok chetta, you enjoy "SURYA" here and ill enjoy inside .....good nite.

Soon you'll have the book "sexual pleassures, the SMALL way' author Kannan(my 7 year old cousin)....
He winning the Pulitzer for ceative writing; becomes "KOsho" the GURU and unbrace in a Rolls with beguiling women wrapped around him..........

.................I die virgin.